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Don’t act like you forgot about Mystikal. He’s like the James Brown of southern rap! Or something like that. Well if you have it’s probably because he has been locked up for the past six years. In 2004 Mystikal was sentanced to a Louisiana prison for sexually assaulting his hair stylist. Mystikal initially claimed innocence, until a video of the event was found at his home, as is always the case in Hollywood judicial proceedings. Naturally the video was taped by Mystikal and his trusty body guard, making investigators jobs as easy as possible.  I’m assuming the investigation interview went along these lines:

Investigator: Its your last chance to fess up… Did you do it?

Mystikal: WATCH YASELF! Naw man, I’m innocent. DANGER!

Investigator: Well then, why have we just found a video of the entire thing at your home?

Mystikal: See what had happened was… 

Most are probably more familiar with Jay Z and Foxy Brown’s elegantly titled Aint no Ni#&a from 1996, but the sample used throughout the track is actually from The Four Top’s 1972 hit Aint no Woman like the one I Got. This goes to show that artists need not be vulgar and rude to produce an undying love record. The Four Top’s may need to pull down their pants or pull up their ankles with those high water’s, but to me they’re still as “gangsta” as Jay Z will ever be.

Gilbert Arenas; Have you lost your damn mind?!?!!